This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient

This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient
Courtesy of Special K

Thursday, November 13, 2008

My playground

This is the definition of a “Playground” as it is describes in the soon to be released book “Playground”: the “ Ultimate Travel-N-Shag guide for single men.


My playground is a city in a country where the US dollar is strong. It is a place where the food is delicious, affordable, convenient, and always available. It is place where the hotels and apartments are affordable, clean, and spacious. It is a place where you can hire a maid to clean up after you for a very minimal sum of money. It is a place where your laundry can be cleaned for very little money. It is a city with a bustling nightlife, a city that does not sleep. It is a city with clubs, and bars that offer a variety of ambience and music. A city with a beautiful beach would be optimal but not necessary. A city where there are women available for my shagging pleasure at any given time. I mean 24/7. No matter when or what time I get horny, sex shall never be too far away, and it shall not cost me more than 5 table dances at my favorite TT-bar. Also depending on the state or city where you hang out, I can assure you that she will be better looking than your favorite stripper. I also know that some of you will feel embarrassed or feel like a loser about paying for sex. But if you can honestly tell me that you will say “NO” to your favorite stripper if she offers to come home with you for $100.00 or less then your penis and your hands deserve each other. Better yet, it will be cheaper than a dinner date and a movie depending on the countries you are visiting and the strength of the mighty “greenback.” Furthermore, my Playground is a city with a variety of safe public transportation that does not cost a lot of money, a city that has a lot of pedestrians, but most importantly, a city where you can walk around with an alcoholic beverage without the police fucking with you. As you can see, my Playground is everything that America is not. And that is the reason why you must travel to find those beautiful countries and cities. So, all single men who are preparing their own food, washing their own laundry, and cleaning their own apartment need to get a taste of this lifestyle because those chores can be taken care of for pennies on the dollar. And you won’t even have to fuck the maid because of all the other beautiful ladies who will be knocking on your door---daily if you wish.