The next night I went to a normal bar with my friend here and drank a lot of beer. The final night (last night, Friday), a bunch of us went to the churrascaria Bovinu's. Afterwards (after 2300 h), my friend took me back to my hotel. But two Chem profs from UFSM went off with this guy that one of them knew whom they ran into at the restaurant. He was a big guy who is a noted chef in SM. One prof is separated from his wife; the other is married, but my friend say that this guy's wife gets up early goes to bed early and her husband stays out late going after garotas. Now there is the ideal marriage! This guy is a serious seeming German from RS and you would not think that he was always going after pussy. I am very jealous of him. I should have gone with them, but had an early bus and my friend her knows I am mrried (he is Canadian, although 13 years in Brazil).
I took the bus back to POA today. Across the aisle was a pretty girl with tight low rise stretch pants, her whole belly was exposed when she was resting and sprawled on the seat, along with her thong. She had big tits that were quite exposed as well. Almost 4 h bus ride - fortunately, they showed a movie "Fever Pitch" with Drew Barrymore, dubbed in Portuguese (but barely audible) with Port subtitles, so I could follow a bit. It got my mind off the garota across the aisle. The taxi to the hotel went on Rua Garibaldi which has street workers - who looked pretty good. I masturbated once I got to the hotel - too much stimulation for an early morning and after two days of nothing.
Then I went to Karandache. R$300 for 1 hour, including entrance and 3 drinks (suco e agua for me Red Bull for garota). A very pretty although big Italian gal I had met the previous Saturday. Really intelligent, we had conversations with actual intellectual content, despite the language problem. It shows that a smarter person can really communicate. Sex was good too, I finished with a blow job (covered by then) after getting tired out with regular sex.
Now I am waiting for someone from suaveveneo.net
http://www.suaveveneno.net/acompanhantes-loiras-giselle.php?id=loiras#01
I called and that's who they had. They want R$300, but it's my last night so I won't haggle. That does include taxi, I think.
This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient
Courtesy of Special K
Monday, March 30, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
another great report from my traveling amigo/close call in Santa Maria, RS
arrive in Santa Maria, RS at 0100 on Monday. Monday night, I call for a garota from Sensuall. http://www.sensuall.com.br/
I called several and got no answer or machines, so got the only one who answered and was available. It's R$100 + R$50 taxi, but I don't enjoy it all. I did not like her, half Polish from Panana originally.
I had a better time masturbating to the POA garotas on the suaveveneno web site afterwards. http://www.suaveveneno.net
Tonight (Tuesday), I try Top Club, the main place in Santa Maria. http://www.topclubshow.com.br/
I arrive at 2230 h, they open at 2200. The maitre d' seats me with two garotas; I am not that attracted to them, we don't really hit it off. A programa with one of them was R$200. Then more and more garotas arrive, many quite hot. At least 30 maximum.
The entrance is R$30 - which includes 3 beers or refrigerantes. I have a guarana. - seems reasonable
They have this guy guy who prances around and helps break the ice by talking to patrons, pulling over girls, etc. I talked to him for a while. I end up talking to a tall garota he brought over who is originally from near the RS border with Argentina. She is what we could call "Hispanic looking", must be part india, named Thais.
I get her a "whiskey e energetica" which I thought was R$30; but is actually more (unlike L'Uomo, there is no menu or price list). I also have "agua mineral com gas". We go to a quarto, which is supposedly R$30. We shower, I pee, then we start going at it, she has at least one orgasm and a pretty good time overall. But I have to pee like a racehorse. Pull of the condom (no "oral sem", minimal "beijos") and I pee. We go at it some more and I have to pee again - I am not going to cum in her, I am going to piss. The agua and guarana is just going right through me. Take off the condom and pee again. No more condoms; I have none of my own with me (I usually do, but used the one in my wallet back in POA). It's not clear she would accept one from me anyway.
She says that for another drink (see above) I'll get two condoms and we can go on and we have 30 min left. I say OK. She comes back and tells me that their credit card machine is kaput.
Do I have enough dinheiro? How much do I owe? Much laborious discussion; she goes back and forth to the bosses. It turns out I owe R$375. Her program was R$150 (a good deal, or so it seemed), the entrance, quarto, and two garota drinks are:
150 (programa) + 30 (entrada) + 30 (quarto) + 2*50 (bebidas) = R$310 - God knows what the remaining cost is, although she brought two beers into the quarto, which she had led me to believe were included. I guess that was somehow R$65. I might have also bought something for the homosexual without realizing it. There are little marks on the conta paper, which I don't understand, unlike the itemized printout at L'Uomo.
How much money do I have? The taxi there had been R$6.06; I had given the cabbie R$7 and asked for 0.50 back, but he gave me R$1. As a result, the sum total of cash I had was:
R$375.15. I hand it all over and get the "pago" stamp.
I explain I have no money for a taxi. Thais tells me that they will take me back to the hotel (2 min ride - no skin off their nose). She stashes the two cervejas under the table and I tell her to share them with her friend. I go out the door, hand over my paper, am asked if I want a taxi. I explain again that I have no money because the credit card doesn't work. A guy from Top Club does show up and drives me back to the hotel (about 1 km - I could walk except it is pitch black and via a highway only, on the outskirts of the town). He tells me that thieves have stolen the wire need for the credit card connection; probably true out here in the boonies.
So I am dropped off at the hotel with R$0.15 in total, and no orgasm for me (good deal for Thais, though, gets two drinks to her credit and orgasm). However, the thought of having the shit beat out of oneself tends to deflate the little guy.
The girls there are hot, but this was more excitement than I need, and R$381 (including taxi) is no bargain. I have one night in POA and then back home. I will go to Karandache and then call suaveveneno.
The bottom line is the only place in Brazil I actually like, besides Rio, is POA, but unless you are interested only in white chicks, it is not worth the extra airfare from Rio or SP.
I called several and got no answer or machines, so got the only one who answered and was available. It's R$100 + R$50 taxi, but I don't enjoy it all. I did not like her, half Polish from Panana originally.
I had a better time masturbating to the POA garotas on the suaveveneno web site afterwards. http://www.suaveveneno.net
Tonight (Tuesday), I try Top Club, the main place in Santa Maria. http://www.topclubshow.com.br/
I arrive at 2230 h, they open at 2200. The maitre d' seats me with two garotas; I am not that attracted to them, we don't really hit it off. A programa with one of them was R$200. Then more and more garotas arrive, many quite hot. At least 30 maximum.
The entrance is R$30 - which includes 3 beers or refrigerantes. I have a guarana. - seems reasonable
They have this guy guy who prances around and helps break the ice by talking to patrons, pulling over girls, etc. I talked to him for a while. I end up talking to a tall garota he brought over who is originally from near the RS border with Argentina. She is what we could call "Hispanic looking", must be part india, named Thais.
I get her a "whiskey e energetica" which I thought was R$30; but is actually more (unlike L'Uomo, there is no menu or price list). I also have "agua mineral com gas". We go to a quarto, which is supposedly R$30. We shower, I pee, then we start going at it, she has at least one orgasm and a pretty good time overall. But I have to pee like a racehorse. Pull of the condom (no "oral sem", minimal "beijos") and I pee. We go at it some more and I have to pee again - I am not going to cum in her, I am going to piss. The agua and guarana is just going right through me. Take off the condom and pee again. No more condoms; I have none of my own with me (I usually do, but used the one in my wallet back in POA). It's not clear she would accept one from me anyway.
She says that for another drink (see above) I'll get two condoms and we can go on and we have 30 min left. I say OK. She comes back and tells me that their credit card machine is kaput.
Do I have enough dinheiro? How much do I owe? Much laborious discussion; she goes back and forth to the bosses. It turns out I owe R$375. Her program was R$150 (a good deal, or so it seemed), the entrance, quarto, and two garota drinks are:
150 (programa) + 30 (entrada) + 30 (quarto) + 2*50 (bebidas) = R$310 - God knows what the remaining cost is, although she brought two beers into the quarto, which she had led me to believe were included. I guess that was somehow R$65. I might have also bought something for the homosexual without realizing it. There are little marks on the conta paper, which I don't understand, unlike the itemized printout at L'Uomo.
How much money do I have? The taxi there had been R$6.06; I had given the cabbie R$7 and asked for 0.50 back, but he gave me R$1. As a result, the sum total of cash I had was:
R$375.15. I hand it all over and get the "pago" stamp.
I explain I have no money for a taxi. Thais tells me that they will take me back to the hotel (2 min ride - no skin off their nose). She stashes the two cervejas under the table and I tell her to share them with her friend. I go out the door, hand over my paper, am asked if I want a taxi. I explain again that I have no money because the credit card doesn't work. A guy from Top Club does show up and drives me back to the hotel (about 1 km - I could walk except it is pitch black and via a highway only, on the outskirts of the town). He tells me that thieves have stolen the wire need for the credit card connection; probably true out here in the boonies.
So I am dropped off at the hotel with R$0.15 in total, and no orgasm for me (good deal for Thais, though, gets two drinks to her credit and orgasm). However, the thought of having the shit beat out of oneself tends to deflate the little guy.
The girls there are hot, but this was more excitement than I need, and R$381 (including taxi) is no bargain. I have one night in POA and then back home. I will go to Karandache and then call suaveveneno.
The bottom line is the only place in Brazil I actually like, besides Rio, is POA, but unless you are interested only in white chicks, it is not worth the extra airfare from Rio or SP.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Another great report from A traveling amigo//report from Rio, Porto Alegre
Report from Rio, Porto Alegre
went to L'Uomo again on Saturday and Sunday nights. A really beautiful loira, Natalie, natural tits that you would think were fake from their perfect appearance. But unlike some of the really hot ones, she is a real nympho. I was not enough for her; she wanted much longer. Then Sabina, a muscular one that got me because she did a "show" that turned me on. This time, I did not cum by the time the 40 min was up. We arranged to meet the next day (Sunday) at 1400 h. She did not show up. At 1600 h, I went over to L'Uomo and there she was, but she told me the hotel (Atlantica Copacabana - right across the street) would not let her up to the room. I believed her and we did it, and it was quite good. I am really glad that I did not go to Help and try to bring anything back from there. That hotel is Ok if one just wants to roll over into L'Uomo and nothing else. It is right by the Metro which was nice for Centro.
I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.
On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.
went to L'Uomo again on Saturday and Sunday nights. A really beautiful loira, Natalie, natural tits that you would think were fake from their perfect appearance. But unlike some of the really hot ones, she is a real nympho. I was not enough for her; she wanted much longer. Then Sabina, a muscular one that got me because she did a "show" that turned me on. This time, I did not cum by the time the 40 min was up. We arranged to meet the next day (Sunday) at 1400 h. She did not show up. At 1600 h, I went over to L'Uomo and there she was, but she told me the hotel (Atlantica Copacabana - right across the street) would not let her up to the room. I believed her and we did it, and it was quite good. I am really glad that I did not go to Help and try to bring anything back from there. That hotel is Ok if one just wants to roll over into L'Uomo and nothing else. It is right by the Metro which was nice for Centro.
I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.
On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
a report from a friendly Rio Traveler
I went to L'Uomo again on Saturday and Sunday nights. A really beautiful loira, Natalie, natural tits that you would think were fake from their perfect appearance. But unlike some of the really hot ones, she is a real nympho. I was not enough for her; she wanted much longer. Then Sabina, a muscular one that got me because she did a "show" that turned me on. This time, I did not cum by the time the 40 min was up. We arranged to meet the next day (Sunday) at 1400 h. She did not show up. At 1600 h, I went over to L'Uomo and there she was, but she told me the hotel (Atlantica Copacabana - right across the street) would not let her up to the room. I believed her and we did it, and it was quite good. I am really glad that I did not go to Help and try to bring anything back from there. That hotel is Ok if one just wants to roll over into L'Uomo and nothing else. It is right by the Metro which was nice for Centro.
I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.
On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.
I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.
On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.
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