This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient

This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient
Courtesy of Special K

Friday, December 5, 2008

Sports, video games, and sex

Sports should not be a substitute for sex.

Sports and video games have become the American males favorite past time. There are many reasons for this but reason numero 1 is sports replace the sex that most guys are not getting. Any culture/country where a guy can get laid at his favorite T-T-bars, nude bars or brothels, sports become secondary, important but secondary. In today’s economy, only sports are still raking in the big bucks. Even the adult entertainment/film industry is feeling the pain of cut backs and lay-offs. A sex-less life is flat out boring but North American and European males use sports to suppress the boredom. I am a perfect example of this sport phenomenon because when I travel to the “Playground” where I can shag a girl or three a day, sports do not play that much of a role in my life. Sure I make time to catch a sporting event but when in America where I hardly get laid, I am more involved in the Sports world. I know schedules and events. Sometimes, I even schedule appointments around a sporting event. It is due in part that I can watch it on TV and it does not cost me a fortune. But the main reason is that I can’t get sex anytime I want it. Instead of going out and chasing skirts unsuccessfully I stay home and watch sports on TV. Luckily I do not make a habit of watching TV but a basketball/football game is the perfect background noise while I do my homework on the stock market. So sports become a past time for me, and the millions of single American males who are glued to sport channels and sport talk radio. Watching sports on TV is cheap, it does not talk back, and girls cost money no matter how you look at it.

I am not even going to touch the topic of video games because I never got into them but men between the age of 18-30 rather play video games then spend times with a girl. And when they do have a girl stop over, it is for a “quick nut” then back to the video game. And I do not mean a “quick nut.” That is if they are lucky enough to be getting laid because the sports and the video games can easily keep them at home, which means they don’t even go out to socialize to meet women.

I am not talking about married guys either because they too are hooked on sports but they better recognized before their wives get tired of the routines and consider shagging another guy. Turn off the TV everyone once in a while, pay attention to your wives, and help a little with the children because the more you help around the house the sexier she will find you and that way she is not beat up when it is time for you to have your scheduled sex session, which can be a very boring routine.