The “Early Bird” syndrome

I like that “nickname” a lot. I heard the nickname while I was watching a rather twisted Japanese movie but I like it. I like it a lot! And that is way I decide to blog about it. Premature ejaculation, quickie, minuteman, two pump chump are the associated nicknames that girls use to describe the guys who “bust a nut” too fast. Sometimes, guys do this out of self-fishness. Sometimes, it is done out of horniness (too horny) because they have not been laid in a long, long time. Sometimes, it is due to a lack of muscle control. Most of the times, it is because the guys are overly excited, and can’t control their breathing and libido. And lastly, it is because many men do not know any better. When men fuck women, they are mostly interested in the end result, which is to “cum”. Whether it is for a beautiful cum shot in the face, in the back of her throat, or a mouth full of “jism” that will cause her to gag, guys fuck to cum. They even cum inside the girls, which is definitely due to a lack of control. Most men are just not mature or enlighten enough to have sex for the pleasure of good sex. Cuming inside a girl should definitely be a “No-No”, unless of course you want a baby (practice safe sex! Wear a condom). The “Early Bird” syndrome is definitely a learned behavior because no one ever told them that they could have sex without ejaculating. Even now, when I tell a guy that it does not have to be so quick to bust his nut, he looks at me like I am crazy. He has no idea what I mean. I am not telling you to go home with “heavy nuts" or "blue balls”, because “busting a nut” is fun and definitely necessary. Especially if you are only getting laid once in a blue moon but if your woman is calling you any the above nicknames, then you should definitely reconsider your “cuming” formula.


Get a hold of yourself man!
Since you can’t, you also don’t know how, and thinking about your mother, sister, or something really grotesque will only buy you a couple more strokes or 1 minute at best, I have devised a short workout routine to teach you Mr. “ Early Bird” how to Get a hold of yourself.