Life is better in the Playground

Pablo is a very soft-spoken man, which makes communicating under the loud music a bit more challenging. After a half hour of enjoying the naked girls on stage, we moved on to the next go-go bar. The go-go bars or discos do not charge cover so you can come and go as you please. This go-go bar has a variety of girls. All beautiful of course, it is just a matter of whom you like or what mood you are in. You may want small, smaller, big, medium, firm, soft, quiet, chatterbox, or whatever you wish at the moment. And that is the beauty of this lifestyle. You can have whom ever you want when you want. There is no eternal commitment here; simply the pleasure of beautiful women but most importantly women that you wish and desire. Not just some chick you are fucking because you can’t do any better. Just so you know, can’t-do-any-better has nothing to do with your character, look or personality. You are playing in the wrong Playground! By 3:00 o’clock in the morning, there were 3 new girls in the group--hand picked and interviewed by Pablo’s “girlfriend.” All late niters are flocking to Marine disco II. The new girls were hooked up with their vitamin “E” and begin to flow into the mode of the group. Pablo’s “girlfriend” is more interested in the girl than any of the guys at the moment. The five girls are bringing more attention to the corner as other girl seek out an invitation to party with this fun bunch. Check out that bird! I want to shag her Gray-Ham exclaims. I quickly realize the word “bird” is another English term for girl and shag thanks to Mr. Powers, Austin that is, we all know what that means.

Marine Disco II is closing. It is time to decide where to go. Pablo, who is not feeling Boom Disco, invites the party back to his condo. I offer no resistance, as 5 of the hottest girls in the club will be at the party. Gray-Ham drives past the round about or the “traffic circle” next to the massage house in North Pattaya. This is the furthest north I have been so far. I am paying careful attention to see where Gray-Ham is turning. The condo ss located 5-8 minutes from the main road, but a very short distance from the beach. His 25th floor apartment offers a beautiful view of the ocean and part of south Pattaya. Candy-man John stops by his apartment below to pick up whatever. Gray-Ham and Pablo are reminiscing while all 5 girls disappear in the bathroom. Pablo loves playing DJ as he proudly plays tunes from his music collection while making his guests comfortable and relaxed. The bathroom door opens and one by one the girls come out wearing beautiful lingerie. The party is now a billion times better. Pablo’s girlfriend is responsible for handpicking each girl from the go-go bars, and providing them with beautiful lingerie. Pablo could not have asked for a better girlfriend but unfortunately, well, fortunately especially in this very moment she likes girls more than she likes boys. You see, says Pablo “my girlfriend is 99% lesbian but I am fortunate enough that the 1% of man that she likes happens to be me.” Yes Pablo, in this world you live in, this arrangement suits you a lot better; I acknowledge. The girls are getting cozy on the bed as guys observe with teeth prying smile and out of the blue commentaries. The girls kiss, caress, and engage in gentle conversation as if nobody else is in the room. This is the life that rock stars and movie stars live! Or do they? Because right now my normal/regular self is feeling pretty much like a rock star, jock, movie star, rappers, millionaires, or what ever it takes to have the girl or girls you want when you want without drama. That is the point. Isn’t it? Great, safe sexual experience without anyone getting his/or her feeling hurt! You decide!

Cure to sexual starvation

We leave the hotel to Happy A-go-go to meet Pablo, candy-man John and company. Yeah, the vitamin-E makes you really, really appreciate every girl on stage all 50 of them. There is no tipping on stage or anywhere else for that matter because the girls are on display for you. Some Go-Go bars actually, very few of them, have rooms for short time action. But these girls are on stage so that guys can see and choose who they want. The bar makes its money from the bar-fines, and the girls have a separate fee. The bar also makes money from massive amount of alcohol being consumed. The girls make a little extra money when you buy them a drink (Lady Drink) which costs a bit more than a regular drink but still a bunch cheaper than back home especially for what you are about to receive. SEX, DRUGS, and ALCOHOL, the easy life of Thailand offers a plethora of activities and ample choices of mind-altering formula to intensify and glamorize them. But you do not need to be a rock star, jock, movie star, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner or his guests. Most importantly, you do not need to be a millionaire to party like “Rock Star”. Whatever that may means to you. You simply need to know where the Playground is and follow your natural instinct to it. So yes, you too Mr. $12.00 per hour can party like the “rock star” that you are because we are all stars somewhere. You just have to find the cities and countries where you feel most stardom and for most guys that usually involved a few girls and that my horny friends is the purpose of this book. It is to guide you where you can find the most beautiful (7-10) women that will have no problems to give you the best sexual experience.

Sexually starvation

You know I am tired of seeing you like this. You hang out with a girl for a week or two, and then she is gone. Instead of being happy that you got laid, you are about to commit suicide just because you are afraid that you will not be laid for another century. It is not the girl you want! She is not that hot, especially this last one. You need to come with me to Thailand. You need to come shag as many hot girls as you can.” I begin to tell him about the “sexual pleasures” of my trips.

A few words from the Playground guide books

“Picking up a girl” is good for the ego. If your ego needs inflated go ahead “Pump it UP”! But as I see it, actually as I like it, it is not worth it to put myself thru all that work because what I really want is “Instantaneous sex” with no obligation to call or see the girl again. “Picking-up a girl” does not guarantee me instant sex. As a matter of fact it may be days or weeks before I get laid. Or worst, I may not even get laid. But if that is the game you want to play, the “ American girls” are for you. I refuse to do all that work for one or two nights of sex. Frankly, one night with a sexy girl is all I want. So “paying for sex” is “easy come, easy go”. And I move on to the next one. Nobody gets hurt and is fun.