Paying for sex in the playground is more fun than shagging for free in America

Happy Thanksgiving my amigos. I'd rather be shagging than eating all that food. I had a girl here the other night. Young and beautiful, I've known her from yoga class, watching her bending over in front of me for years and wishing to get between her legs. I Shagged her (Twice) a couple years ago but she had developed an eating disorder and was too skinny. Bumped me into a couple weeks ago. She was getting back into looking like the basketball-track star she was in high school and her college playing years.
Since I felt that I did not get to shag the girl I used to see in class last time we shagged.
I thought that I should shag her one more time but not really sure if it was going to happen.
gave her a copy of the book. She read it in 2 days and finally realized what the Playground what was all about.
She came over. Let me just say if she was a girl I was paying to have sex with me, she would have been kicked out within the first 10 minutes but she spent the night and that my friends pretty much took away every attraction that I had left over.
Guys in America put up with so more shit to get laid . At least, I know that women I pay for sex behaved better that the average american girls who think they are too good for everything.
I am not going to even tell you guys what happened. This will have to be a face to face conversation.
The point is our lifestyle is a very good one. We get to shag the most beautiful women without putting up with their issues or non-issues (sex without consequences: that is a beautiful thing).
Peace my brothers.

Another great story from our amigo of the Playground

she is impressive by any standard. she works at help. as fate would have it, she lived right across the street from the apartment i rented. i never used a phone number to contact her. i saw her multiple times a day on the streets. if i did not see her during the day, i could always find her inside help at night. she is the reason i went to help more than usual this trip. the only contact info i can give is go to help or meia pattaca and look for an 18 year old, 5'4", 115 pound, mulatta with shoulder length straight black hair. she goes by juliana.

i remember that you went to help a few times in august, but you did not make a selection. i remember that you felt too old for the late night scene. i find that some people love help, and others hate it. i tread the middle ground. i typically only go inside once or twice during a two week trip. overall i think service is more consistent and predictable in termas. termas and agencies also offer no-hassle, no-haggle, fixed-priced services. many help girls use drugs. many are lazy and prefer to pick of the low lying fruit on avenida atlantica (i.e. they seek out drunk, rich, gringos who are willing to overpay for lower quality of service). you also have to be more cautious with help girls because you bring them into your personal space (i.e. apartment, hotel room), and many will steal if given the opportunity. because the girls work independently and there is no management to intervene when problems arise, it pays to be really careful in your screening and selection process. i have heard the horror stories - girls stealing, girls demanding payment in advance, girls calling the police and claiming rape, girls destroying apartments, girls concealing the fact that they are underaged. the list goes on and on. i could name 100 reasons not take a girl home from help. then again, you occasionally do meet someone like juliana; and even the best terma encounter pales in comparison.

I'm a realist who is not egotistical or naive enough to believe that every feigned moan and orgasm with these girls is real. it's their job to cater to our egos. it's all part of the show that we pay to see. i take it all in stride. so my first night with juliana, we leave help and get back to my place. we waste no time getting down to business. music is playing from a stereo on the night stand next to the bed. at one point her eyes are closed. she is moaning and sucking her fingers. on the surface she seems to be enjoying herself, but it's all smoke and mirrors to me. part of the game, right? but by now her pussy is so wet that i keep stopping to check and make sure that the condom is still on. then this song comes on that she really likes. she reaches over to the night stand and turns the volume up. then she starts humming, dancing, and gyrating to the music. she is actually dancing while we are fucking. she starts fingering her clitoris. her moaning and gyrating intensify. just when I'm thinking, "wow! this girl really puts on a convincing show," she starts gushing and squirting cum all over me. yes. she is that rare breed of girl who squirts when she cums. i fell in love - lol! we sparred for 4 rounds over the next 12 hours. she was tireless. she left at 2 p.m., and i paid the same that i would have cost me for a 40 min terma session. we spent two other nights together. i discovered a few of her hotspots - places she like to be touched, touches that stimulated her. i could roll over at any hour, trace my fingers across the small of her back or softly blow behind her ear; and immediately she would start shivering and dripping from her vagina! it was amazing! my last night in town she stayed with me for 16 hours. i was exhausted from our multiple sessions throughout the week. at 4 pm she tried to initiate yet another round when i said, "enough." i told her that i was no longer 18 and that i needed some time to recuperate. she frowned and said, "okay. i go home now since you don't want to give me more sex, but i want more. i'll be back at 6:30 before you leave for the airport!" she went home and came back as promised a short while later for more. now when does that happen in a terma?

Playing Scared in America

An amigo of the Playground sent me this article


http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=333240

An unemployed mother of six children Saturday was charged with prostitution and possession of cocaine related to an alleged sex-for-hire Web site business she operated from her Bartlett home.

Sherry A. Rutz, 31, of [102 - she is listed in white pages.com] North Elroy Avenue in Bartlett, was charged with prostitution and possession of a controlled substance, both felonies.

A Bartlett police detective began an investigation into the Web site in September and exchanged several e-mails with a woman going by the user name of Mercedes. He then called Mercedes and arranged to meet at her home on Friday morning, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Haley Peck.

Authorities said the undercover officer knocked on the woman's door and was invited into the home, located near Bartlett Elementary School. That's when the defendant allegedly asked him to "get down to business" and said a half-hour would cost $125 and one hour would be $250.

The undercover officer then handed her $250, according to the report. The officer then brought in other officers, who searched the home and found a bag of white powder, which later tested positive for cocaine, Peck said about the report.

Peck said the Web site shows sexual encounters and money would be used for sexual acts. She said no further details were available.

A $5,000 bond was set for a tearful Rutz, whose children range in ages from 4 months to 16.

Her next court date is at 9 a.m. Nov. 25 in Room 108 at the Cook County Circuit Court in Rolling Meadows.

Another fun line after returning from the playground

I will have to explain the story bellow sometimes. This exactly what it feels like after returning from any Playground.

hope you took advantage of your time at Midway to visit one of the many high quality termas we have in Chicago - like hell. We have some rip off strip joints like everywhere in the US.

I was thinking that those time when I had a less than ideal time in Brazil - "the spitter" at LUomo, and the "cansada" one at Solario, plus I went a second time on the second night with the one in Belo Horizonte, but I had had too much cerveja and comida mineira shortly before to perform, plus I was bored with the same one again, although she was the best look at Fascinacao (and I had a very good time with her the first night). But now, there would be no problem, spitter whatever, I would be ready to shag.

when I try to have two solid weeks of shagging, I just start to get tired of it and it takes a lot to get me off. Now, anyone at those terms would look good and I wouldn't care how crappy their performance was.

another fantastic shagging story from DR Playground

what's up, lou? i had a good trip to sosua. it was my second trip, and it was much better than my first. i had 3 girls who gave service on par with brazilian service. one was a typical dominican looking female who danced like a goddess. she touched my waist affectionately as she walked past me in the club one night. we made eye contact. i called her over to talk. we started dancing, and the rest is history. she mesmerized me with her seductive and provocative dancing. a few drinks later she ended up in my bed. she danced in bed even better than she did on the floor. she moaned with her eyes closed and sucked her fingers the entire time we shagged. she was that rare breed who really loved sex and just happened to make money while doing it. she was a sex machine who gave me one of the most sensual blow jobs i have ever had.

the second standout was a short, bow-legged, shit-talking, dominican, control freak. she was the very first thing that i laid eyes on and wanted to fuck after getting off the airplane, but she was occupied that first day that i saw her. still, "i want to fuck you," was written all over my face. she knew from day one that i wanted her. she tried hard to close the deal with me over the next few days. however, after interacting with her i realized how much of a control freak she was. she had a very dominant, strong, and controlling personality. despite her strongest efforts to close the deal on her terms, i made her wait three days before fucking her. every time i rejected her she cursed me out told me that she hated me. although i wanted her badly, i made her wait just to show her who was in really in control. when we did finally consummate our love-hate affair, i made her say all kinds of submissive shit while we were shagging. i made her apologize. i made her beg. it actually turned her own and elevated her performance to another level. i don't think she was used to being with men who took control of her.

my third superstar performer was a 21 year old tall, (5'9"), lean, haitian with perfect tits. her body type was not the type that i usually seek; but after seeing her tits in a wet white bikini early during the week, i knew that she would be in my bed before the end of the trip. I lustfully gazed at her titties all week, but she never really seemed to give me much feedback. however, when we finally sat down to talk at a bar one night, we had mad chemistry. she was naturally wet for me without need for artificial lube, and when she came she made the whole bed shake. i had her thrice!!! we fucked one night from 3 a.m - 6 a.m. non-stop. she came. i didn't. we were too exhausted to go on. i fell asleep with a cialis hard-on still inside her pussy, and we woke up that way 3 hours later. i even remember her name, and you know how we are with names- lol!

Communications with the players of the Playground

what's up Mr. Jean? I am in Sosua, D.R. I am having a good time. It's not Brazil, but it's not shagless America. I have been to the D.R. many, many times but mostly to Santo Domingo. It's only my second time in Sosua. The place is a little too small and confining for my tastes, but I do find that las chicas trabajan mas por su dinero que las chicas de Santo Domingo.

I do recognize the chic from L'uomo. I will consider during my next trip if she is still available.

I am hanging out with my cousin who attended medical school in Santiago. Sosua is fun if you have time to go to Catete which is half hour drive from Sosua you will find a casa there with a lot better looking girls, mostly black girls (light skin) but better than Sosua.
My cousins and brother are going there at the end of the month. Although they do not play the same game you and I play but it would have be good fun to hangout with some guys who grew up around there.
Have fun because any country with Shagging- "Playground qualifications" is always better than shagless-USA
Kind regards,

Conversations (continued)

Actually, i did not shag. i wanted to but she is very unusual. She says hello from a distance but never really comes over to sit down like most of them do.
I met a newbie who was on his way back to Atlanta. So I talked to him for a while. Meanwhile she was shagging.
Then I finally walked up to her she flashed that beautiful smile and said " Voce esta frio Hoje" (I am cold today)
I was still debating shagging her because I really have issues shagging the same girl twice.
So While I stood there trying to flirt with her she walked away.

I arrived a 3:45 trying to save that $R 40 entrada but I did not have my first shag until 8:00. She was this hard body (solid) no body builder type but a solid ass. Great shag.
Then there is a girl who wears a long shirt. I always stay away because I thought she was hiding something. She danced on stage and looked great.
I followed her outside by the reception where she was in a conversation with a colleague.
I talked to her but I was nervous about her attitude so I told her that.
She said that I should try it. I sat there a bit longer. She did not say too much but keep signaling to go upstairs.
I walked away from that debating about going home. Then I saw this girl I have not seen before.
I took upstairs and she was a great shag.
I feel like the professor with this long story.

Amsterdam, unless your amigos are paying the bill you need to get off that train. You are the veteran, you need to school those guys about the economics of a weak dollar.
I will let you know about Thailand 10-12 days will do...
The girl with the big boobs that you thought could have been faked was asking. The bad shagger did not even look at me...
Stay in touch,
Louis

conversations with new amigos

Being back is not so bad if you are turning right back around to a different Playground.
Names are definitely optional. Was at 4x4 again last night. 3 straight nights. There were a 1-2 girls that I thought I wanted to spend the weekend with me but I decided against that.

In about an hour and fourteen minutes, I am going to call scort show. Terma 502 is having a festa pay 80 reais and shag two girls. I saw the sign, talked to the door guy, and decided against spending the weekend with anyone.

It just like you said doing it like that always ended up costing more money than a Terma.
I had a girl here when I was reading your e-mail, dying laughing, and she asked me to read to her. She speaks and reads a bit of english.
I will send you a copy of the book when I arrive to shag-less America.

Speaking of remembering names, doesn't your buddy get confused when he sees the same girl at a different Terma with a different name.

keeping on shagging mi amigo!!!

The best part of waking up is a girl next to you to shag

The morning sun feels more pleasant to wake up to than go to bed to! I get out of the taxi-pickup-truck and walk into soi 3. The bar is quiet. I am not the first guy to arrive. Four girls have already arrived but I still want to see who else is coming before I choose although this one is looking very appetizing. I hydrate with a couple bottles of water while await the arrival of a few more candy-dates. Ah-ha, there she is! She walks-in and looks over the room checking out her prospect. She yak-yaks a bit and greets her co-workers. I stare at her until we make eye contact and give her that “I want-to-shag-you-smile.” She walks over and sits down. I talk to her a little feeling the vibe between us and within minutes we are heading to the room. The shagging was good but I guess after two straight days of shagging without busting a nut, any shagging would have been good. I reckoned she might have regretted asking for “it” in her face when I released my two days accumulation of jism. I shower and return home to a much quieter environment. I am resting when Lee-Yo calls. He rolls a “spliff” and catches up on the weekend extravaganzas. Lee-Yo is not part of any group, but he knows Pablo quite well as he remembers the requirements and attitudes to be with the cool, young, good-looking, and successful guys with a lot of money. Back in the day, when I was a young sailor visiting Pattaya in the late eighties, and early nineties, those cats (Felipe, Gray-ham, and so on ruled Pattaya’s party scene. They were arrogant and successful. They shag and shag girls. Sometimes they pay or sometimes assume that they are so freaking hot that the women will be thrilled to shag the mighty white man for free. Yeah, the superiority and the supremacy of the white men are so deeply inherited and so worldly spread that it seems to be the natural order of things. Whether acted upon or not, he is deeply embedded that they are better than any other race. And that is another reason why I will like to see more cool black dudes traveling because the world does not see enough of us especially “African Americans” because you have more opportunities to earn more money than any other black nation in the world. The reason why many white dudes seek paradise islands (this one or others) is because back home they are just white guys amongst many others. But, in a land with no White man, the superior instincts kick in whether they realize or not or whether they act like it or not.

Body, mind,soul, and shagging

I wake up three or four hours after we arrive home in the middle of the morning, and go to North Pattaya for a two-hour Thai massage to help my body recovers from all the sleep I am not getting. After my Thai massage, I walk along the shore, contemplating the sunset while appreciating the relaxed state of mind that the massage and the view provide. The days fly so fast that sample moment like this is seldom relished. It is important to take time to stop and quiet the self for these moments do intensify the Thai thrills. The breeze of the afternoon sits me down on the rocks. Thoughts flash through my head faster than a paparazzi camera seeking celebrity shots. It is about time for me to get into a workout routine. After four straight weeks of partying days and nights or night and days, my body is feeling the stiffness from the lack of weight training and exercises. The shagging is an excellent workout and my stomach muscles are getting stronger but the alcohol, the drugs, and the little sleep are all recipe for a very debilitating lifestyle. And with restaurants or multiple food vendors on every corner, a lazy man is just a few kao-put away from developing a gut. This quiet moment comes very seldom now days since I immerse myself in the Playground. There are constant happenings here in the Playground. The fun is always here for you in the Playground. All you need is an open mind and everything else flow accordingly. In the playground, shagging is always a first option. The questions are: Shall you shag now or shall you shag later or whom do you want to shag today because a hot girl is never too far away. The Playground provides you with hot girls but only needed. In other words, you don’t need to keep the drama around just so that you can shag a hot chic everyone once in a while. We come to shag as many girls as possible when we want, not when the girls decide to give it up. In America the girls have the final word on whom they fuck. There is so much pussy in the Playground that the boys have control on whom and when they shag and that my friend is

Another beautiful report from our traveling amigo/back in Porto Alegre

The next night I went to a normal bar with my friend here and drank a lot of beer. The final night (last night, Friday), a bunch of us went to the churrascaria Bovinu's. Afterwards (after 2300 h), my friend took me back to my hotel. But two Chem profs from UFSM went off with this guy that one of them knew whom they ran into at the restaurant. He was a big guy who is a noted chef in SM. One prof is separated from his wife; the other is married, but my friend say that this guy's wife gets up early goes to bed early and her husband stays out late going after garotas. Now there is the ideal marriage! This guy is a serious seeming German from RS and you would not think that he was always going after pussy. I am very jealous of him. I should have gone with them, but had an early bus and my friend her knows I am mrried (he is Canadian, although 13 years in Brazil).

I took the bus back to POA today. Across the aisle was a pretty girl with tight low rise stretch pants, her whole belly was exposed when she was resting and sprawled on the seat, along with her thong. She had big tits that were quite exposed as well. Almost 4 h bus ride - fortunately, they showed a movie "Fever Pitch" with Drew Barrymore, dubbed in Portuguese (but barely audible) with Port subtitles, so I could follow a bit. It got my mind off the garota across the aisle. The taxi to the hotel went on Rua Garibaldi which has street workers - who looked pretty good. I masturbated once I got to the hotel - too much stimulation for an early morning and after two days of nothing.

Then I went to Karandache. R$300 for 1 hour, including entrance and 3 drinks (suco e agua for me Red Bull for garota). A very pretty although big Italian gal I had met the previous Saturday. Really intelligent, we had conversations with actual intellectual content, despite the language problem. It shows that a smarter person can really communicate. Sex was good too, I finished with a blow job (covered by then) after getting tired out with regular sex.

Now I am waiting for someone from suaveveneo.net
http://www.suaveveneno.net/acompanhantes-loiras-giselle.php?id=loiras#01
I called and that's who they had. They want R$300, but it's my last night so I won't haggle. That does include taxi, I think.

another great report from my traveling amigo/close call in Santa Maria, RS

arrive in Santa Maria, RS at 0100 on Monday. Monday night, I call for a garota from Sensuall. http://www.sensuall.com.br/
I called several and got no answer or machines, so got the only one who answered and was available. It's R$100 + R$50 taxi, but I don't enjoy it all. I did not like her, half Polish from Panana originally.
I had a better time masturbating to the POA garotas on the suaveveneno web site afterwards. http://www.suaveveneno.net

Tonight (Tuesday), I try Top Club, the main place in Santa Maria. http://www.topclubshow.com.br/
I arrive at 2230 h, they open at 2200. The maitre d' seats me with two garotas; I am not that attracted to them, we don't really hit it off. A programa with one of them was R$200. Then more and more garotas arrive, many quite hot. At least 30 maximum.

The entrance is R$30 - which includes 3 beers or refrigerantes. I have a guarana. - seems reasonable

They have this guy guy who prances around and helps break the ice by talking to patrons, pulling over girls, etc. I talked to him for a while. I end up talking to a tall garota he brought over who is originally from near the RS border with Argentina. She is what we could call "Hispanic looking", must be part india, named Thais.

I get her a "whiskey e energetica" which I thought was R$30; but is actually more (unlike L'Uomo, there is no menu or price list). I also have "agua mineral com gas". We go to a quarto, which is supposedly R$30. We shower, I pee, then we start going at it, she has at least one orgasm and a pretty good time overall. But I have to pee like a racehorse. Pull of the condom (no "oral sem", minimal "beijos") and I pee. We go at it some more and I have to pee again - I am not going to cum in her, I am going to piss. The agua and guarana is just going right through me. Take off the condom and pee again. No more condoms; I have none of my own with me (I usually do, but used the one in my wallet back in POA). It's not clear she would accept one from me anyway.

She says that for another drink (see above) I'll get two condoms and we can go on and we have 30 min left. I say OK. She comes back and tells me that their credit card machine is kaput.

Do I have enough dinheiro? How much do I owe? Much laborious discussion; she goes back and forth to the bosses. It turns out I owe R$375. Her program was R$150 (a good deal, or so it seemed), the entrance, quarto, and two garota drinks are:

150 (programa) + 30 (entrada) + 30 (quarto) + 2*50 (bebidas) = R$310 - God knows what the remaining cost is, although she brought two beers into the quarto, which she had led me to believe were included. I guess that was somehow R$65. I might have also bought something for the homosexual without realizing it. There are little marks on the conta paper, which I don't understand, unlike the itemized printout at L'Uomo.

How much money do I have? The taxi there had been R$6.06; I had given the cabbie R$7 and asked for 0.50 back, but he gave me R$1. As a result, the sum total of cash I had was:
R$375.15. I hand it all over and get the "pago" stamp.

I explain I have no money for a taxi. Thais tells me that they will take me back to the hotel (2 min ride - no skin off their nose). She stashes the two cervejas under the table and I tell her to share them with her friend. I go out the door, hand over my paper, am asked if I want a taxi. I explain again that I have no money because the credit card doesn't work. A guy from Top Club does show up and drives me back to the hotel (about 1 km - I could walk except it is pitch black and via a highway only, on the outskirts of the town). He tells me that thieves have stolen the wire need for the credit card connection; probably true out here in the boonies.

So I am dropped off at the hotel with R$0.15 in total, and no orgasm for me (good deal for Thais, though, gets two drinks to her credit and orgasm). However, the thought of having the shit beat out of oneself tends to deflate the little guy.

The girls there are hot, but this was more excitement than I need, and R$381 (including taxi) is no bargain. I have one night in POA and then back home. I will go to Karandache and then call suaveveneno.

The bottom line is the only place in Brazil I actually like, besides Rio, is POA, but unless you are interested only in white chicks, it is not worth the extra airfare from Rio or SP.

Another great report from A traveling amigo//report from Rio, Porto Alegre

Report from Rio, Porto Alegre

went to L'Uomo again on Saturday and Sunday nights. A really beautiful loira, Natalie, natural tits that you would think were fake from their perfect appearance. But unlike some of the really hot ones, she is a real nympho. I was not enough for her; she wanted much longer. Then Sabina, a muscular one that got me because she did a "show" that turned me on. This time, I did not cum by the time the 40 min was up. We arranged to meet the next day (Sunday) at 1400 h. She did not show up. At 1600 h, I went over to L'Uomo and there she was, but she told me the hotel (Atlantica Copacabana - right across the street) would not let her up to the room. I believed her and we did it, and it was quite good. I am really glad that I did not go to Help and try to bring anything back from there. That hotel is Ok if one just wants to roll over into L'Uomo and nothing else. It is right by the Metro which was nice for Centro.

I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.

On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.

a report from a friendly Rio Traveler

I went to L'Uomo again on Saturday and Sunday nights. A really beautiful loira, Natalie, natural tits that you would think were fake from their perfect appearance. But unlike some of the really hot ones, she is a real nympho. I was not enough for her; she wanted much longer. Then Sabina, a muscular one that got me because she did a "show" that turned me on. This time, I did not cum by the time the 40 min was up. We arranged to meet the next day (Sunday) at 1400 h. She did not show up. At 1600 h, I went over to L'Uomo and there she was, but she told me the hotel (Atlantica Copacabana - right across the street) would not let her up to the room. I believed her and we did it, and it was quite good. I am really glad that I did not go to Help and try to bring anything back from there. That hotel is Ok if one just wants to roll over into L'Uomo and nothing else. It is right by the Metro which was nice for Centro.

I left for POA early Monday (flight at 0700 h). The whole day at UFRGS and then a huge, late dinner. That was it for me. Then on Tuesday, the same thing. Went to a churrascaria with two female profs from UFRGS, 43 and 58, both married, respectively Italian and Lebanese Brazilians. I'll tell you - American women that age sure as hell don't look that good - and scientists to boot. It was well after 11 pm (2300 h) when I got back, totally bloated. So that was it for me.

On Tuesday and Wednesday, I took the bus to UFRGS which is packed with hot coeds in low rise jeans and tight little tops - very distracting. Fortunately, no big dinner, so I called an escort I had found on the Internet (www.luizalemos.com). I had checked at the desk that visitors were OK. I had talked to her yesterday, before I was picked up for dinner, but we had no time then. Today, I emailed her that I would be available around 1900 h, and then when I called, she said she would be there in 10 min. After 1 h, I called and I think she hung up on me. Very strange; one of her regular clients must have called. I tried two others and got a disconnected phone and an answering machine (these were all garotas I had emailed and heard back from, so I was not out of the blue. The third one I hit pay dirt, Livia Castro, she arrived promptly and was a lot of fun. R$200 for 2 h (there was no rush) + R$40 for her taxi (she lives in the south part of town, which is fairly far away). She had 4 orgasms; she said the maximum was 7 (once), so I did OK. Much better deal than Carmen's Club.

Life is better in the Playground

Pablo is a very soft-spoken man, which makes communicating under the loud music a bit more challenging. After a half hour of enjoying the naked girls on stage, we moved on to the next go-go bar. The go-go bars or discos do not charge cover so you can come and go as you please. This go-go bar has a variety of girls. All beautiful of course, it is just a matter of whom you like or what mood you are in. You may want small, smaller, big, medium, firm, soft, quiet, chatterbox, or whatever you wish at the moment. And that is the beauty of this lifestyle. You can have whom ever you want when you want. There is no eternal commitment here; simply the pleasure of beautiful women but most importantly women that you wish and desire. Not just some chick you are fucking because you can’t do any better. Just so you know, can’t-do-any-better has nothing to do with your character, look or personality. You are playing in the wrong Playground! By 3:00 o’clock in the morning, there were 3 new girls in the group--hand picked and interviewed by Pablo’s “girlfriend.” All late niters are flocking to Marine disco II. The new girls were hooked up with their vitamin “E” and begin to flow into the mode of the group. Pablo’s “girlfriend” is more interested in the girl than any of the guys at the moment. The five girls are bringing more attention to the corner as other girl seek out an invitation to party with this fun bunch. Check out that bird! I want to shag her Gray-Ham exclaims. I quickly realize the word “bird” is another English term for girl and shag thanks to Mr. Powers, Austin that is, we all know what that means.

Marine Disco II is closing. It is time to decide where to go. Pablo, who is not feeling Boom Disco, invites the party back to his condo. I offer no resistance, as 5 of the hottest girls in the club will be at the party. Gray-Ham drives past the round about or the “traffic circle” next to the massage house in North Pattaya. This is the furthest north I have been so far. I am paying careful attention to see where Gray-Ham is turning. The condo ss located 5-8 minutes from the main road, but a very short distance from the beach. His 25th floor apartment offers a beautiful view of the ocean and part of south Pattaya. Candy-man John stops by his apartment below to pick up whatever. Gray-Ham and Pablo are reminiscing while all 5 girls disappear in the bathroom. Pablo loves playing DJ as he proudly plays tunes from his music collection while making his guests comfortable and relaxed. The bathroom door opens and one by one the girls come out wearing beautiful lingerie. The party is now a billion times better. Pablo’s girlfriend is responsible for handpicking each girl from the go-go bars, and providing them with beautiful lingerie. Pablo could not have asked for a better girlfriend but unfortunately, well, fortunately especially in this very moment she likes girls more than she likes boys. You see, says Pablo “my girlfriend is 99% lesbian but I am fortunate enough that the 1% of man that she likes happens to be me.” Yes Pablo, in this world you live in, this arrangement suits you a lot better; I acknowledge. The girls are getting cozy on the bed as guys observe with teeth prying smile and out of the blue commentaries. The girls kiss, caress, and engage in gentle conversation as if nobody else is in the room. This is the life that rock stars and movie stars live! Or do they? Because right now my normal/regular self is feeling pretty much like a rock star, jock, movie star, rappers, millionaires, or what ever it takes to have the girl or girls you want when you want without drama. That is the point. Isn’t it? Great, safe sexual experience without anyone getting his/or her feeling hurt! You decide!

Cure to sexual starvation

We leave the hotel to Happy A-go-go to meet Pablo, candy-man John and company. Yeah, the vitamin-E makes you really, really appreciate every girl on stage all 50 of them. There is no tipping on stage or anywhere else for that matter because the girls are on display for you. Some Go-Go bars actually, very few of them, have rooms for short time action. But these girls are on stage so that guys can see and choose who they want. The bar makes its money from the bar-fines, and the girls have a separate fee. The bar also makes money from massive amount of alcohol being consumed. The girls make a little extra money when you buy them a drink (Lady Drink) which costs a bit more than a regular drink but still a bunch cheaper than back home especially for what you are about to receive. SEX, DRUGS, and ALCOHOL, the easy life of Thailand offers a plethora of activities and ample choices of mind-altering formula to intensify and glamorize them. But you do not need to be a rock star, jock, movie star, Charlie Sheen, Hugh Hefner or his guests. Most importantly, you do not need to be a millionaire to party like “Rock Star”. Whatever that may means to you. You simply need to know where the Playground is and follow your natural instinct to it. So yes, you too Mr. $12.00 per hour can party like the “rock star” that you are because we are all stars somewhere. You just have to find the cities and countries where you feel most stardom and for most guys that usually involved a few girls and that my horny friends is the purpose of this book. It is to guide you where you can find the most beautiful (7-10) women that will have no problems to give you the best sexual experience.

Sexually starvation

You know I am tired of seeing you like this. You hang out with a girl for a week or two, and then she is gone. Instead of being happy that you got laid, you are about to commit suicide just because you are afraid that you will not be laid for another century. It is not the girl you want! She is not that hot, especially this last one. You need to come with me to Thailand. You need to come shag as many hot girls as you can.” I begin to tell him about the “sexual pleasures” of my trips.

A few words from the Playground guide books

“Picking up a girl” is good for the ego. If your ego needs inflated go ahead “Pump it UP”! But as I see it, actually as I like it, it is not worth it to put myself thru all that work because what I really want is “Instantaneous sex” with no obligation to call or see the girl again. “Picking-up a girl” does not guarantee me instant sex. As a matter of fact it may be days or weeks before I get laid. Or worst, I may not even get laid. But if that is the game you want to play, the “ American girls” are for you. I refuse to do all that work for one or two nights of sex. Frankly, one night with a sexy girl is all I want. So “paying for sex” is “easy come, easy go”. And I move on to the next one. Nobody gets hurt and is fun.

“ Early Bird”

Get a hold of yourself man!

The following is one of many exercises you can do to start activate your lower stomach. You will feel better, have more energy, have better sex, increase the blood flow to your penis, which will make it grow bigger and longer. Best of all, you will be able to last more than five minutes.

Stand straight with your feet hip-width apart. Bent your knees slightly so that you are not hyper-extending the knees. Inflate the belly all the way out on the very top of your pubic bone, feel the groin inflate, then release. Suck-in your belly until it collapses flat against your spine. Then push the belly out and hold that as long you can. Repeat the sucking-in and the pushing out several times and start feeling different sensations in your lower back. Tuck your buttocks under (that means you do not stick your butt out). The more you repeat this, the longer you will be able to hold your breath as you inflate and suck-in your belly.

Place your thumbs on either side of the spine directly above the sacrum. Still keeping the knees bent, begin to tilt your hips forward then stick your butt back. Keep pressing the thumb across the low back. Continue moving your hips forward and backward (slow or fast, as you wish). Press your thumbs on either side of the spine all the way to your tailbone and observe the energy level rises as you begin to warm up.

This exercise can be done on an hourly basis or as needed, and it is good to rejuvenate and energize the body. Or just to wake up you up if you are feeling lethargic or sleepy from the big lunch. It is especially good if you are sitting on a chair 4-8 hrs a day.

The solution to your “ Early Bird” problem

Breathing, breathing, and more breathing! And that is just the beginning. On the front body, your “Shagging Zone” starts at your belly button; passes your pubic bones to your “Shagging Muscle” i.e., your penis. On the backside, your “ Shagging Zone” starts at the small of your back, to your tailbone where the spine ends. Your glutei (glutes) are definitely involved. It is important that you learn to use the entire spine (from neck to tailbone). You can start to play with your stomach by taking long deep breaths into your lower belly. Inflate the belly below the belly button (you must push hard to get the belly to inflate), around the groin, and the pubic bone (your stomach muscle goes all the way down to the top of your pubic bone. In the beginning, you may be able to only hold your breath for just a second or two but this is a good starting point. Continue inflating the belly and increase the time as you get used to the movement. It is very important that you release your belly to breathe or you will get a head rush and pass out (due to the lack of oxygen). As you continue to do these breathing exercises, you will feel sensation throughout the lower back as the blood circulates and begins to bring awareness to the “dead zone” or the “ Forgotten Zone”.


By awakened the lower back, you will bring more energy to the lower body. The oxygen, you receive from the deep breathing, will keep the lower back from getting stiffed, eliminate back pain, increase vitality, sexual potency, better, longer sex and may be a bigger penis. You will have more control over your “Shagging Muscle” and soon, you will have that “Early Bird” problem under control. You will activate your metabolism as you learn to breathe deeper. You will be able to contract your sphincter, which is the tube that goes from your anus to your balls sacs, just by knowing how to breathe into your lower belly. You will also notice that you are able to move your “Shagging muscle” or penis as you contract your stomach muscle all the way to your pubic bone.

The “Early Bird” syndrome

I like that “nickname” a lot. I heard the nickname while I was watching a rather twisted Japanese movie but I like it. I like it a lot! And that is way I decide to blog about it. Premature ejaculation, quickie, minuteman, two pump chump are the associated nicknames that girls use to describe the guys who “bust a nut” too fast. Sometimes, guys do this out of self-fishness. Sometimes, it is done out of horniness (too horny) because they have not been laid in a long, long time. Sometimes, it is due to a lack of muscle control. Most of the times, it is because the guys are overly excited, and can’t control their breathing and libido. And lastly, it is because many men do not know any better. When men fuck women, they are mostly interested in the end result, which is to “cum”. Whether it is for a beautiful cum shot in the face, in the back of her throat, or a mouth full of “jism” that will cause her to gag, guys fuck to cum. They even cum inside the girls, which is definitely due to a lack of control. Most men are just not mature or enlighten enough to have sex for the pleasure of good sex. Cuming inside a girl should definitely be a “No-No”, unless of course you want a baby (practice safe sex! Wear a condom). The “Early Bird” syndrome is definitely a learned behavior because no one ever told them that they could have sex without ejaculating. Even now, when I tell a guy that it does not have to be so quick to bust his nut, he looks at me like I am crazy. He has no idea what I mean. I am not telling you to go home with “heavy nuts" or "blue balls”, because “busting a nut” is fun and definitely necessary. Especially if you are only getting laid once in a blue moon but if your woman is calling you any the above nicknames, then you should definitely reconsider your “cuming” formula.


Get a hold of yourself man!
Since you can’t, you also don’t know how, and thinking about your mother, sister, or something really grotesque will only buy you a couple more strokes or 1 minute at best, I have devised a short workout routine to teach you Mr. “ Early Bird” how to Get a hold of yourself.

The observation of mad black women

Oh, I am sorry. You are not mad. It is your demeanor that makes you appear like you are ready to pounce on anyone who looks your way. I know America has not exactly been kind to you but au lieu of arming yourself with a sense of humor, and a personality you choose to remain mad. You are blaming the brothers/ “African American males” for hooking up with white women but you fail to realize that white women are a lot friendlier than you are, and are easier to flirt with. Some of you are pissed off because your “baby daddy” is not around to help with the paternal side of raising his child but you, ladies, are the ones who are spreading your legs to any losers that you bump into. You are many pounds overweight, and you blame the “brothers/African American” for wanting to fuck the sexier looking white girls. Many of you who happen to be good looking suffer from the “nigger syndrome” or have an “inferiority/superiority complex”. You only want to hook-up with white dudes. Many of you take out your frustration about your dissatisfied life on the poor servers/bartenders who happen to be waiting on you. You don’t smile. You don’t smile back when someone smile at you. You don’t answer when someone says hello. Your tone of voice is confrontational. Everything about your mannerism is intimidating and you wonder why you have no men in your life.

You use reverse racism to revenge the past but you don’t realize that only makes you madder, and it holds you back from accomplishing anything. You are victims of your attitudes and decisions but you blame men for being “no good”. You have nothing to offer a “brother” but you seem to think that you deserve a good man. You treat the men in your life like shit and you wonder why nobody sticks around. You are bossy and overbearing and you wonder why a man runs--after you gave him what he wanted (sex). You allow men to abuse you, and to take advantage of you. You are working overtime to pay the bills while your unemployed boyfriend is at home fucking other girls (may be even your best friend).

Be a bit friendlier, lose some weight, smile a bit, and more men will talk to you—Stop being so damn mad.
You are a single mom. That does not make you a man. After all, you are the one who had unprotected sex with the same loser on four different occasions or with four different losers.

Selling your Soul for “Pussy”

You are out every weekend, hanging out at all the clubs, chatting up all the ladies, collecting all the “will-get-me-laid-toys” (i.e., nice cars, nice loft apartment, top-shelf alcohol and wines, a variety of recreational drugs for the ladies; even though you don't do drugs). You also collect the latest/hippest clothing and accessories from the trendiest designers. You go to yoga classes, and you even attempt a few Pilates classes. Instead of joining your more economical neighborhood gym, you join the trendy Health Club to gain more status in a scene that you despise. You do all this but you seldom get the results you want. You want “Pussy” and men will do many things for “Pussy”.

You spend enough money on ladies’ drinks to support a third world country but you are more frustrated than ever. Why? Because you're not getting "Pussy". You go on a different date every day of the week but the amount of time, energy, and effort you spend to get “Pussy” does not correlate to the actual amount of “Pussy” you are getting. But you must get up to do it again because today could be the day you pick up the hot girl you always wanted. Again, you return home with no “Pussy” or worse yet, you bring home an ugly “Pussy” that you'll mistreat after "Busting Your Nut" because she is not the “Pussy” that you had in mind. She is a reminder of the type of “Pussy” you are not getting. At least you are not as horny yesterday.

You are hitting the pavement of "Pussy Avenue" every weekend looking for sex. The game that boys and girls play to get sex is just getting to you and you don’t want to play anymore because the girls change the rules. And it usually ends up with you not getting laid at the end of the night. You exchange a few phone numbers, which may send you home hopeful, but the next day when your phone call does not get returned, your feelings get ruffled up and doubts begin to creep up. Your confidence is now underneath the heel of your shoes as you get bent out of shape over a non-returned phone call. You do not know how to behave any better because you are horny... you want “Pussy”, and your penis is thinking for you. Desperation is getting to you and the girls can spot that for miles. You repeat the same routine week after week as you scope thru the club seeking your victim but you fail to realize that the girls play the game better than you and they have heard all the lines. They have the upper hand because they possess the “Pussy”, thus having "Pussy Power". Yes, we all have heard of “Pussy Power”. Jay-Z even wrote a song about it.

So you continue on your mission down "Pussy Avenue" no matter what the “Pussy” does, or how the “Pussy” treats us. Straight men obsess over "Pussy" and if they are not getting any, they can’t seem to stop thinking about it. You lose your sense of self...the one thing that might have you appear more attractive to the girls, but “Nobody" has a sense of themselves in that scene. In reality, you try to be them so that you can get some “Pussy” but that plan backfires over and over again. The game must go on and you unwillingly continue to play because a man has to get laid and “Pussy” is everywhere you turn.