This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient

This is one of the many candies that Special K got to suck for being a good patient
Courtesy of Special K

Saturday, December 13, 2008

To blow/suck or to fuck?

That is the question, the dilemma, the issue that American girls bring to the bedroom or the couch. Some girls say that they will blow a guy before they fuck him and others say that they will fuck a guy before they blow him. I guess a guy should feel lucky that he is getting any action from an American woman who grows up in a society when the pure enjoyment of sex is made to be sinful or unnatural. But ladies, it is a package deal! Guys want both. And guys, you must return the favor or initiate the moment because the more you give the more you get. Sometimes, you won’t even have to ask because your spontaneity, creativity, and imagination will guide you through the moment and whatever comes to my mind should be taken into consideration and explore further. Off course with the consent of your sex partner because sex is just too much fun to keep it routine.
Which brings me to the all-too- important topic of cleanliness. I am certain that you guys like your girls to smell good, to be nice and shaved or least trimmed and maintained. So you gentleman must also return the favor and keep the funky odor away from your crotch and anus. Trim, shave your pubic hair, and consistently wash after you do #2 is a good way of eliminating odor.

"In a nutshell shave your hairy ass-hole, and wash you ass after you shit so your woman don’t feel repulse when she is blowing you or brave enough to lick your ass.”

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