Selling your Soul for “Pussy”

You are out every weekend, hanging out at all the clubs, chatting up all the ladies, collecting all the “will-get-me-laid-toys” (i.e., nice cars, nice loft apartment, top-shelf alcohol and wines, a variety of recreational drugs for the ladies; even though you don't do drugs). You also collect the latest/hippest clothing and accessories from the trendiest designers. You go to yoga classes, and you even attempt a few Pilates classes. Instead of joining your more economical neighborhood gym, you join the trendy Health Club to gain more status in a scene that you despise. You do all this but you seldom get the results you want. You want “Pussy” and men will do many things for “Pussy”.

You spend enough money on ladies’ drinks to support a third world country but you are more frustrated than ever. Why? Because you're not getting "Pussy". You go on a different date every day of the week but the amount of time, energy, and effort you spend to get “Pussy” does not correlate to the actual amount of “Pussy” you are getting. But you must get up to do it again because today could be the day you pick up the hot girl you always wanted. Again, you return home with no “Pussy” or worse yet, you bring home an ugly “Pussy” that you'll mistreat after "Busting Your Nut" because she is not the “Pussy” that you had in mind. She is a reminder of the type of “Pussy” you are not getting. At least you are not as horny yesterday.

You are hitting the pavement of "Pussy Avenue" every weekend looking for sex. The game that boys and girls play to get sex is just getting to you and you don’t want to play anymore because the girls change the rules. And it usually ends up with you not getting laid at the end of the night. You exchange a few phone numbers, which may send you home hopeful, but the next day when your phone call does not get returned, your feelings get ruffled up and doubts begin to creep up. Your confidence is now underneath the heel of your shoes as you get bent out of shape over a non-returned phone call. You do not know how to behave any better because you are horny... you want “Pussy”, and your penis is thinking for you. Desperation is getting to you and the girls can spot that for miles. You repeat the same routine week after week as you scope thru the club seeking your victim but you fail to realize that the girls play the game better than you and they have heard all the lines. They have the upper hand because they possess the “Pussy”, thus having "Pussy Power". Yes, we all have heard of “Pussy Power”. Jay-Z even wrote a song about it.

So you continue on your mission down "Pussy Avenue" no matter what the “Pussy” does, or how the “Pussy” treats us. Straight men obsess over "Pussy" and if they are not getting any, they can’t seem to stop thinking about it. You lose your sense of self...the one thing that might have you appear more attractive to the girls, but “Nobody" has a sense of themselves in that scene. In reality, you try to be them so that you can get some “Pussy” but that plan backfires over and over again. The game must go on and you unwillingly continue to play because a man has to get laid and “Pussy” is everywhere you turn.