Keeping you in the Loop, Another excellent report from Eastern Europe

Here I am in Central Europe, Bratislava, Slovakia. I have not done too much hobbying here on this trip, but a few things to report.

I was delayed leaving Chicago by one day due to thunderstorms (May 31). The whole thing was a big pain in the ass, with a half day at MDW waiting for a flight that was eventually cancelled. I worry about travel in winter, but summer can suck too.

This was via Detroit to Amsterdam, then I missed my connection to Cologne. At least I did not end up paying for an unused hotel. They probably had to pay for the night I was not there.

Thursday was a holiday, Corpus Christi, they get all of these crazy religious holidays off even though far more people in Germany today go to mosques than to churches. They got rid of their Jews (who were slavishly loyal to Germany which got them nothing but eventual extermination - this includes many of my father's family), but now they have Moslems out the wazoo.

While walking around, I saw a "Sauna Club". I went there that night. I was horny because in the day I saw a beautiful Latin type girl in a park strip down to her black thong bikini to sun herself (it was the first warm day in ages). To see a "normal" girl strip is a much bigger turn on than being surrounded by naked girls at the FKK club here. This place was bad - three girls, all ugly. It was 50 euro to get in and 90 euro for 30 min. I went with the least ugly one, who was still one of the worst looking I have ever been with. She had a powerful orgasm from my oral and really wanted me to come back the next night - for free maybe, not for 140 euro - even at today's exchange rate.

On Saturday I went to Vienna and went to Golden Time both weekend days. It's a nice place; they have a small pool with the girls sunning themselves naked. I would much prefer them in thongs. There were also lots of middle aged European men sunning themselves; I would have preferred them not being there. They really take that nudist culture seriously. Kind of unappetizing for me.

I was with a Cuban girl, fake tits, but hot Latin type. No English, but quite friendly. I was also with a tall well built dark haired Hungarian girl, we spoke in German.

Sunday another similar built Hungarian and a Spanish girl. Not so crazy about the Spanish one, but her English was excellent and was nice to talk to.

Entry and two shags runs you 200 euro; good food and free soft drinks, and lots of naked girls roaming around and sometimes coming on to you. Only one other American that I noticed.

Monday I was at the U of Vienna, had a number of beers with the guys there and got back late in no mood for more shagging and save some money.

Tuesday, I went again. I was with a very hott Romanian girl. She did not warn me as to the time and it was 40 min, so I ended up having to pay her 120 euro. Quite a ripoff. Romanians are hot, but crooked - beware!

I was with yet another Romanian who was very cute and only 30 min, no problems. Then I was with a final Romanian who looked just like Sandra Bullock except shorter and fatter (although Ms Bullock is too skinny anyway) and spoke excellent English. I was too tired for decent sex and was not really that attracted to her, so I ended up spending a total of 240 euro for shagging that was worth 120.

However, I did not have really bad experiences like I had with one at LUomo and at 4x4 back in March. You won't have the highs here like in Brazil, but likely not the lows either. In Europe it is very systematic and business like.

There was one really cute Romanian I did not shag that I regret. Otherwise, it was enough.

Mike might like the Hungarian girls. Tall, dark hair, pretty thick, and sometimes with some slightly Oriental features since they came from Central Asia over 1000 years ago. They can be prety wld too, at least by European standards.

There I travelled to Slovakia by short bus ride on Wednesday. I have not done anything here. There is a club I had gone to here, but it is not a good deal, esp. now that they have the euro, they had jacked up prices. Lots of hot ones on the street esp. since it is in the 80's and sunny.

I am leaving for Berlin this evening and will hit my favorite place, Artemis, for three nights, and then back to Chicago.